Click a day to see the scheduled performances or events.
Showtimes:
Thursday 7:30 PM
Friday 8 PM
Saturday 7:30 PM and 10 PM
Reservations and Tickets
Tickets can be purchased by phone: 563-324-5233 (LAFF) or online at: E-Tix
Tim Wilson |
| Comedy/Music |
Tim Wilson |
| Wed February 10th | 7:30 PM |

Wilson's comic commentary covers subjects such as blind dates, cell phones and annoying relatives. Topics such as sex, politics and religion are not only addressed, they are dissected with a meticulous eye for detail and a somewhat-skewed worldview.
Wilson is best known for such ditties as "The Jeff Gordon Song," "Trailer Love" and "First Baptist Bar & Grill," which he refers to as "my Freebird." Since inking a deal with Capitol Records in 1998, he's released more than a half-dozen albums, including "The Real Twang Thang," "I Should've Married My Father-in-Law" and "Hillbilly Homeboy." His latest CD, "Church League Softball Fist Fight," was released in November.
Along with being a longtime regular guest on nationally syndicated radio programs such as "The Bob & Tom Show" and "John Boy & Billy," Wilson also has some impressive TV credits, including appearances on "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno," "Evening at the Improv" and "Grace Under Fire."
Purchase tickets at etix.comBob Nelson |
| Comedy |
Costarring Chris Smith |
| Thu February 11th | 7:30 PM |
| Sat February 13th | 7:30 PM |
| Sat February 13th | 10:00 PM |
The many faces & personalities of Emmy Award winner Bob Nelson will be appearing LIVE at Penguins. Nelson's career was jettisoned after being featured in 2 Rodney Dangerfield HBO Specials & then going on to star in his own HBO special "Nelson Schmelson" Bob has also been in "Kindergarten Cop" with Arnold Schwatzenegger & This is my Life" with Julie Kavner (Marge Simpson) Johnny Carson says Bob is one of the funniest comedians he has ever seen! Who knew schizophrenias could be so much fun?
Purchase tickets at etix.comJennifer Coolidge |
| Comedy |
Costarring Ken Schultz |
| Fri February 19th | 8:00 PM |
| Sat February 20th | 7:30 PM |
| Sat February 20th | 10:00 PM |
Coolidge is known for her supporting roles in many comedy movies and guest spots on television. She is best known for playing "Stifler's mom", the consummate "MILF," in the American Pie films, though she is also known for supporting parts in other films, including Hilary Duff's stepmother in A Cinderella Story, Paulette, the manicurist in Legally Blonde and its sequel, and the voice of Aunt Fanny in the animated feature Robots.
Purchase tickets at etix.comOpen Mic Night |
| Comedy |
TBA |
| Wed February 24th | 8:00 PM |
If you are an aspiring comic who is looking for a venue to hone your craft, look no further. Penguin's Comedy Club is open on the final Wednesday of every month for Amateur Comedian Open Mic Night! Sign-up for comedians starts at 7pm and the show will start at 8pm. If you aren't really funny but love live comedy, make sure you come out and show your support for those in the show. Admission for non-performers is $3. Open Mic Night features $3 Burger Baskets, $5 Chicken Bacon Ranch Wraps, and 2 for 1 Wells, Drafts & Domestic Bottles!
We thank you for continuing to support live comedy!

Purchase tickets at etix.comThe Midnight Swinger |
| Comedy |
Co-Starring Chris Smith |
| Thu February 25th | 7:30 PM |
| Fri February 26th | 8:00 PM |
| Sat February 27th | 7:30 PM |
| Sat February 27th | 10:00 PM |
Call him cocky, call him confident, but never call him dull. The Midnight Swinger erupts onto the stage like the volcano in front of the Mirage Hotel in a fresh, energetic, over the top show that has been called "sharp-witted," "clever" and "classy". The Midnight Swinger combines the style and cool of a '60s Las Vegas showman with the flash and excitement of a 21st century Superbowl halftime extravaganza. The Midnight Swinger will be the first to tell you, "Damn, I Look Good," his battle cry before, during and after every show.
Purchase tickets at etix.comAlex Reymundo |
| Comedy |
Costarring David Beck |
| Thu March 4th | 7:30 PM |
| Fri March 5th | 8:00 PM |
| Sat March 6th | 7:30 PM |
| Sat March 6th | 10:00 PM |
Alex Reymundo stars in the movie "The Original Latin Kings of Comedy" with Paul Rodriquez, George Lopez & Joey Medina & "One Night in Mexico" that will be released in the summer of 2004 & HBO not to mention he is Dwyer & Michaels favorite comedian! Alex is one of the most charming & entertaining comedians in America today.
Purchase tickets at etix.comCraig Shoemaker |
| Comedy |
Costarring Kris Shaw |
| Thu March 11th | 7:30 PM |
| Fri March 12th | 8:00 PM |
| Sat March 13th | 7:30 PM |
| Sat March 13th | 10:00 PM |

Named Comedian of the Year by the American Comedy Awards on ABC, Craig Shoemaker's half-hour Comedy Central special has been voted by viewers as one of the network's "Top 20" stand-up specials of all time. Craig's feature film credits include the box office hit Scream 2, co-starring opposite Patrick Stewart in Safe House and his featured role opposite Daryl Hannah as her love interest in 2007's Dark Honeymoon. Last year, Craig won Best Supporting Actor at the Elevate Film Festival. His own film The Lovemaster (with Farrah Fawcett), won "Best Film" honors at the Los Angeles Independent Film Festival. Additionally, Craig has had his own nationally syndicated radio show, which after only ten months on the air, won the prestigious Communicator Award "Crystal" prize. Two of Craig's stand-up comedy routines made it to the Top 10 list on XM Radio, with "Playing Army" ranking #1. His "Lovemaster" routine was voted Most Popular Comedy on XM Radio's Big Schtick Awards. www.craigshoemaker.com
Purchase tickets at etix.comTodd Yohn |
| Comedy |
Costarring Danny Browning |
| Thu March 25th | 7:30 PM |
| Fri March 26th | 8:00 PM |
| Sat March 27th | 7:30 PM |
| Sat March 27th | 10:00 PM |
At 6'4" and 180 pounds Todd is a red-headed, walking, talking cartoon. Moving in and out of two or three characters within seconds will make anyone think they're watching multiple performers. Todd’s high energy, non-stop act has blended stand-up, improv, and music into one deliciously stimulating show. A Bob and Tom regular, he’s known for his hit "Orange Barrels." This is definitely a "must see" event!
Purchase tickets at etix.comOpen Mic Night |
| Comedy |
TBA |
| Wed March 31st | 8:00 PM |
If you are an aspiring comic who is looking for a venue to hone your craft, look no further. Penguin's Comedy Club is open on the final Wednesday of every month for Amateur Comedian Open Mic Night! Sign-up for comedians starts at 7pm and the show will start at 8pm. If you aren't really funny but love live comedy, make sure you come out and show your support for those in the show. Admission for non-performers is $3. Open Mic Night features $3 Burger Baskets, $5 Chicken Bacon Ranch Wraps, and 2 for 1 Wells, Drafts & Domestic Bottles!
We thank you for continuing to support live comedy!

Purchase tickets at etix.comMaster Hypnotist Jim Wand |
| Comedy Hypnotism |
|
| Thu April 1st | 7:30 PM |
| Fri April 2nd | 8:00 PM |
| Sat April 3rd | 7:30 PM |
| Sat April 3rd | 10:00 PM |
Dr. Jim Wand is considered to be one of the top hypnotic entertainers in the world today. He has worked with Jay Leno, Chris Rock, Carrot Top and Larry The Cable Guy just to mention a few. He is currently in discussion with several reality T.V. shows about future possibilities. See your friends and family members transformed into rock stars, reality show personalities, members of the opposite sex, and much, much more. Warning: use restroom prior to performance. Come and sleep with the Master, Dr. Jim Wand.
Purchase tickets at etix.comAngel Salazar |
| Comedy |
Co-Starring Matt Holt |
| Thu April 8th | 7:30 PM |
| Fri April 9th | 8:00 PM |
| Sat April 10th | 7:30 PM |
| Sat April 10th | 10:00 PM |
Angel Salazar is not your typical comedian. His Cuban/Puerto Rican heritage and penchant for sporting mini-skirts notwithstanding, this manic, human laugh factory is rather difficult to describe. Salazar's performance is a mixture of street-smart ethnic wisecracks, risque humor, physical comedy, and audience involvement. Angel has not only launched a successful career as a comedian, but is also an established actor, who has appeared in such noteworthy films as "Scarface," "Punchline," "Carlito's Way," and "Where the Buffalo Roam." He was also featured in Cheech and Chong's comedy video "Born in East L.A." He has opened for the Beach Boys, Billy Ocean, Whitney Houston, Van Halen and The Miami Sound Machine. This diminutive comic is achieving success on a grand scale. As Angel implores you in his act: "Check it out!"
Purchase tickets at etix.comUntamed Shrews |
| Comedy |
|
| Thu April 15th | 7:30 PM |
| Fri April 16th | 8:00 PM |
| Sat April 17th | 7:30 PM |
| Sat April 17th | 10:00 PM |
Rated Naughty Please leave political correctness, V-chips, censors & frustrated school marms at the door. This is an evening of unforgettable adult humor. Susan Smith's is a sweet southern belle gone bad. She delivers everything you expect from this red headed Amazon. Marge drop kicks the audience with unbridled sexual humor. The Schrews sing, do impressions & involve the audience with hilarious results. They've appeared on The Disney Channel (SAY WHAT?) and the Nashville Network. Bring a sailor and watch him blush.
Purchase tickets at etix.com